bonjour il chérie

I've:
[] Bought condoms.
[] Failed a class.
[x] Kissed a girl.
[] Used a little paper bag for lunch.
[x] Had a job.
[x] Slipped on ice.
[x] Missed the bus.
[x] Left the house without money.
[] Bullied someone on the internet.
[] Sexted.
[] Had sex in public.
[x] Played on a sports team.
[] Smoked weed.
[x] Smoked cigarettes.
[] Smoked a cigar.
[x] Drank alcohol.
[x] Been underweight.
[] Had an eating disorder.
[x] Been to a wedding.
[] Made fun of someone for being fat.
[x] Been on the computer for 5 hours straight.
[x] Watched tv for 5 hours straight.
[] Been late for work.
[x] Been late for school.
[] Kissed in the rain.
[] Showered with someone else.
[] Failed my drivers test.
[] Ran a mile in less than 10 minutes.
[x] Been outside my home country.
[x] Been on a road trip longer than 5 hours.
[] Gotten my heart broken.
[] Had a credit card.
[] Been to a professional sports game.
[x] Broken a bone.
[x] Been unhappy about my weight.
[] Won a trophy.
[] Cut myself.
[] Had an STD.
[] Got engaged.
[] Been on a diet.
[x] Been on TV.
[x] Rode in a taxi.
[] Been to prom.
[x] Played a drinking game.
[x] Stayed up for 24 hours or more.
[x] Been to a concert.
[] Had a three-some.
[] Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[] Been in a car accident.
[x] Had braces.
[x] Learned another language.
[x] Killed an animal.
[x] Been at a yard sale.
[] Been to a japanese steakhouse.
[x] Wore make up.
[x] Talked to someone via webcam.
[] Had my wisdom teeth taken out.
[] Kissed someone a different race than myself.
[x] Snuck out of the house.
[] Bought porn.
[x] Had a virus on my computer.
[x] Dyed my hair.
[] Gone skinny dipping.
[] Graduated from college.
[x] Wore someone else’s clothes.
[x] Rode in an ambulance.
[x] Rode in a helicopter.
[] Caught the stove on fire.
[x] Got in a verbal fight.
[x] Met someone famous.
[]x Been on vacation.
[x] Been on an airplane.
[x] Been on a boat.
[x] Broken something expensive.
[x] Had surgery.
[] Kissed someone before I was 14.
[] Beat a video game.
[x] Found something valuable on the ground.
[x] Made a survey.
[x] Stalked someone on facebook/myspace.
[x] Prank called someone

Appearance
 
[] I have / had piercings in places besides my ears.
[] I have many scars.
[] I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[] I’ve had/have braces.
[] I have more than two piercings.
 
Embarrassment
 
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
[x] I’ve glued my hand to something.
[x] I’ve laughed ’til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[] I’ve had my pants rip in public.
 
Health
[] I’ve gotten stitches.
[x] Broken a bone.
[] I’ve had my tonsils removed.
[x] I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
[] I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
[x] I’ve had serious surgery.
[] I’ve had chicken pox.
 
Traveling
[] I’ve been to Florida.
[x] I’ve driven / ridden over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I’ve been on a plane.
[] I’ve been to Canada.
[] I’ve been to Cuba.
[] I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
[] I’ve been to Ottawa.
[] I’ve gone to Sudbury.
[] I’ve been to the Caribbean.
[x] I’ve been to Europe.
 
Experiences
[x] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I’ve been to a casino.
[] I’ve been skydiving.
[] I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
[] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I’ve crashed a car.
[] I’ve been skiing.
[x] I’ve been in a musical.
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
[] I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
[] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
[x] I’ve played a prank on someone.
[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
 
Relationships
[x] I’m single.
[] I’m in a relationship.
[] I’ve gotten divorced.
[] I don’t believe in love
 

Honesty / Crime
[] I’ve been arrested.
[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[] I’ve snuck out.
[x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[] I’ve witnessed a crime.
[] I’ve been in a fist fight.
 
Death and Suicide
[x] I’m afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[x] I’ve seen someone / something dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted / committed suicide.
[] I’ve planned my own suicide before.
[] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
 
Materialism
[] I own over 5 rap CD’s.
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime / manga.
[] I own something from Pac Sun.
[] I collected comic books.
[] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on E-Bay.
[] I own something from Abercrombie
 
Random
 
[apprantly] I can sing well.
[] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily
[] I watch the news.
[] Don’t kill bugs/don’t like to
[x] I sing in the shower.
[] I am a morning person.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.
[x] I care about grammar.
[] I love spam.
[] I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
[] I bake well.
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, blue, red, black, purple, or orange.
[x] I would wear pajamas to school.
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I like white chocolate.
[] I bite my nails.
[x] I’m good at remembering faces.
[] I’m good at remembering names.
[x] I’m good at remembering dates.
[] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] All my answers were totally honest
 
PEOPLE -
[x] ask if I’m anorexic/bulimic.
[] call me fat
[x] say I’m skinny
[x] say I’m ugly
[x] say I’m pretty
[x] spread rumors about me
[x] force me to eat
[x] say I eat too much
[x] wish I’d eat more
] don’t know I’m anorexic/bulimic
 
FAMILY -
[x] I’ve sworn at my parents.
[x] I’ve run away from home.
[x] I’ve been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[] I’ve had children.
[] I’ve lost a child. . .
 
RELATIONSHIPS -
[x] I’m single
[] I’m in a relationship.
[] I’m engaged.
[] I’m married.
[] I’ve gone on a blind date.
[xx] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I’ve cheated in a relationship.
[] I’ve gotten divorced
[x my life story] I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
[x] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
[x] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
[x] I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
 
SEXUALITY -
[] I’ve had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[] I’ve had a crush on a teacher.
[] I am a cuddler.
[ I’ve been kissed in the rain.
[x] I’ve hugged a stranger.
[] I have kissed a stranger.
 

BAD TIMES -
[x] I’ve consumed alcohol.
[] I regularly drink.
[x] I can’t swallow pills.
[ I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression at some point.
[x] I shut others out when I’m upset.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[ I’m anorexic or bulimic or have EDNOS.
[] I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it.
[x] I’ve woken up crying
[] I’ve gained weight
[x] I’ve lost weight
[] I’m at my thinnest
[x] I’m at my biggest
[] I’ve lost weight and kept it off
[] I’ve lost weight but gained it back
[] My weight affects my mood.
[] I weigh myself daily
[] I am jealous of everyone smaller than me
[] I thrive on compliments
[] I feel bigger than people who are my size
[] I feel happy when I’m hungry
[] I get depressed after I eat
[] I’ve skipped a meal
[] I’ve thrown food away
[] I’ve spat food out
[] I’ve taken diet pills
[] I’ve used laxatives
[] I’ve purged
[x] I exercise
[] I exercise so I can eat
[] I work out secretly
[] I work out daily
[] I exercise to counteract eating
[] I’ve fainted from exhaustion
 
I’VE HAD -
[] Weed
[x] Cigarettes
[x] Alcohol
[] Diet pills
[x] Pain killers
[] Anti-depressants
[] Ecstasy
[] LSD
[] Mushrooms
[] Speed
[] Cocaine
[] Other
[] I keep my eating habits a secret
[] I have a diet blog
[] I look at thinspo
[] I collect thinspo
[] I’m doing this for me
[] I’m doing this for someone
[] I’m doing this to prove myself

Anorexia
[] You "use to" hate your body.
[] You have starved yourself.
[x] You "had" low self esteem.
[] You use laxatives.
[] You need to be skinnier.
[] People always say you’re skinny, but you think fat.
[x] People think you are way too skinny.
[] You skip at least one meal a day.
[] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion.
 
ADHD
[x] You are hyper most of the time.
[x] You barely pay attention to anything.
[] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] You seem to never sit still.
[x] You talk all the time.
[] You need attention 24/7.
[x] You aren’t very shy.
 
Bipolar Disorder
[x] You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
[x] You "have been" very irritable.
[] You barely get any or no sleep.
[] You have very high self esteem at times.
[]You have used or abused alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[]You have "thought of"/attempted suicide**
[]You have the worst mood swings of anyone you know.
 
Bulimia Nervosa
[] You’ve thrown up all your food at one time
[] You thrown it up even when you don’t feel sick.
[] You have little control over how you eat.
[] You use laxatives.
[x] You eat fast.
[x] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[] You always say you are fat.
[x] People think you are way too skinny.
 

Conduct Disorder
[] You are a bully.
[] You "have" threaten other people.
[] You often find yourself in fights.
[] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others
[] You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[] You have raped/molested someone.
[] You destroy property on purpose
[x] You always lie.
[x] You’ve stayed out all night.
[x] You "have" run away from home.
 
Depression
[] You are always, or normally, feel sad.
[] You always, or normally, are crying.
[]You "use to" find no hope in your future.
[] You "use to" find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[] You are anti-social.
[] You "had" low self esteem.
[x] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[] Hope is no longer there for you.
 
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
[x] You "had" disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[]You have to keep things in a certain order.
[] You have harmed yourself.
[x] You are afraid you will get an STD, or AIDS.
[x] You have to check some stuff over again.

Schizophrenia / Anxiety
[x]You often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can’t escape.
[x] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[] You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[x] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same sex
[] You do not take care of your hygiene as much as others say you should.
[]You are very shy.
[x] You often talk to yourself

Don't go posting things on your tumblr and twitter and shiz. I know I'm being a hypocrite but I don't care. You started it.
 
"Ugh, my friend is so annoying. Because we’ve fallen out, she’s gone and made friends and gotten close to some girl she’s constently complaining about! She is so annoying and she knows she is and doesn’t care which winds me up even more!!!!"
 
FYI - I like my friend and I don't "constently" complain about her. And I don't care because I wouldn't have friends if they thought I was annoying.
 
So thanks for being in my life - looks like you don't want to anymore. Have a nice one. Bye.
 
OH - And if you want to carry on arguing with me feel free to call me.
 
Call me a hypocrite all you want. But at least I don't lie about shit that makes you/me look bad.